Too late to un-vote

In 1983, Edwin Edwards, once a governor of Louisiana and running again, told reporters, “The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.”

I don’t want to hear it

I went to the Spring Fling for a little while last Saturday, and heard something I don’t especially want to hear. It wasn’t mean, or racist, or particularly tasteless.

Let the buyer beware

I firmly believe that a consumer has the right to expect reasonable quality from any purchase he or she might make.