Hell in a handbasket – Not!

I recently finished performing in “Little Shop of Horrors” with the Forrest City Little Theatre. I was the oldest member of the cast. In fact, if you added the ages of the kids who played the three major characters, I’d still be older.

Smoke, meet gun

It finally happened, folks. The thing that the left and the media have been waiting for since Nov. 8. Somebody on Team Trump confessed. And it looks like this confession is going to stick.

Go for the burn?

An article recently caught my eye, concerning the new hottest pepper. Not long after that, I was flipping through channels and came upon a hot dog eating contest, which some consider a sport.

No pot, for now

Okay, so now we can apply for medical marijuana. Do I plan to do so? Well, no, I don’t have a condition that could be helped by the stuff.

I’ll just keep the allergies

I was checking the local pollen levels on the internet recently when a thought came to me – how long have we humans been so all-fired concerned with pollen levels, anyway?

The pool party

When I began writing this column, I made the decision to refrain from writing editorially about things that hit too close to home.