The State of our Union is yuge!

Below is the transcript of President Donald Trump’s 2018 State of the Union Address:

Isn’t this so great, people? It’s fantastic! My first State of the Union address, can you believe it? So many people – so many, like millions, right? – so many people didn’t think I would get here. President Trump, can you believe it? All those political insiders, the media, they said, ‘Trump can’t win! He’ll fail!’

I’m simply AGHAST

It was during my first hitch at the Times-Herald, that I first proclaimed myself to be the founder, president – and only member, it seemed – of AGHAST, or All Grass Haters Adamantly Shirking Toil.

Rules are rules, Bro

October 5, 2012 – The Atlanta Braves hosted the St. Louis Cardinals for the first-ever Wild Card Playoff game, a single, do-or-die contest that would decide who would advance to the playoffs and who would go home.

I’ve survived another show

Well, another play is finished. It had its good points and bad points.
The main bad point took place when I fell. Headlong. No grace, no class. I mean, ker-splat. I was heading off stage and missed my footing when stepping off a platform.

When it’s bad vs. worse

If the presidential primaries finish as everyone expects them to, Americans will have a serious dilemma on their hands when they head to the polls in November.

On the left, you have a cold, calculating political manipulator under the cloud of a federal investigation. When Quinnipiac pollsters asked voters to use one word to describe Hillary Clinton, the first, by a lot, was “liar,” followed by “dishonest” and “untrustworthy.”

Spring fever

One could suppose that this gives me an excuse, at least once a year, for my general attitude against any sort of labor. Of course, I do object to the inclusion of “restlessness” in that particular definition. But one source actually went even further, using “excitement” as one of the symptoms.

Trump’s war on women

If you want to be the president of the United State of America, you will have to earn the support of women, a bloc that is made up of more than 70 million voters or approximately 63.7 percent of the national electorate. Apparently, no one has told Donald J. Trump. It’s really no secret that Trump doesn’t exactly have the best rapport when it comes to women. There is a litany of examples of his degradation of women, and most of them are very well documented. To work your way through all of them would take weeks. Why waste all of that time when the Republican front-runner’s war on women … Continued

The mowing has begun

Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to be retired, or lazy. I keep having to do stuff, in spite of all I was told about how great retirement would be (I was already lazy).

Mourn one, mourn all

Explosions rock the heart of a capital city, the capital city of a country that is a member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and a supposed American ally in the fight against the Islamic State. The act of terror leaves 34 people dead and many more injured.