Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor:
I was in Walmart Saturday. While I was going down the aisle I saw a boy and his mom and little brother going down another aisle. He looked back at me and then came back and handed me a real beautiful red rose. He said, “this is for you.” 

Cursive or cursing?

I recall the day, while I was toiling away in the second grade, when my fellow toilers and I were informed that, beginning immediately, we would use nothing but “real writin’” for all tests and anything else we did that required written communication.

I have some PC demands

After reading that a production of the play, “The Vagina Monologues” had been cancelled at Mt. Holyoke College in Massacheusetts, I was intrigued. The reason given was that it wasn’t inclusive enough, because trans-gender women were not included in the play. First let me say, that if it can be scheduled, it can be unscheduled. Totally their right. No outrage there. However, I began to get my feelings hurt a little after I thought about it, and realized that I couldn’t remember a single instance in which I’ve benefitted from political correctness. Obviously, the PC Police have been ignoring me, and that knowledge hurt my feelings even more. To that … Continued

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor:
I would like to offer praise to the St. Francis County Sheriff’s Office, the Forrest City Area Humane Society and Gehring’s Veterinary Hospital for rescue and treatment of a dog badly needing care.

Letters to the Editor 2/4

A man pulled into the parking lot of a local hospital and rushed into the emergency room shouting that he had been bitten by a snake and promptly dropped his pants pointing to fang marks on his buttocks.

Alice logic prevails

This past week has gone a long way to remind me that yes, there is a difference between women and men. Our logic does not work the same. This came home to me twice.

Farewell, college football

Well, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to college football, alas. I know there’s still some pro games, but I’m a college football fan.

My three weeks off

Because Christmas and New Year’s came on Thursday this time around, I missed two consecutive weeks of columns.