Scrooge was made, not born

Ah, ‘tis the season. I have never figured out if it is Hallowistmas or Christoween. It’s the time when you can start stocking up on Halloween stuff and buy an artificial Christmas tree and lights in the same store, on the same day.

I choose to stand, but…

Okay, I’m going to mention this once, get it out of the way, and hope that’s the end of it. But at the same time, I feel the need to say something. I begin with two statements:

My favorite dish

As anyone who has looked at my figure knows, food is my favorite dish. Well, most food, anyway. Because of this, I sometimes find myself musing on the subject.

Tone-deaf Clinton pandering

Disclaimer: I am a young, white male. You may have noticed as much from looking at the photo directly to the right. That’s me. As a result, I have absolutely no idea what it means to be a black person in America. I don’t intend to pretend as if I do, either. I have, however, spoken with young African-Americans who do know what it’s like, and I have done my homework on the impact certain legislation has had on the black community.

Trump is still a racist

Donald Trump will be heading to Detroit on Saturday to visit a black church in an attempt to court African American voters and show America that he is not a racist. It’s likely, however, that ship has long since sailed, because as the polls suggest, the Donald is on the verge of an election of historical proportions. And not in a good way.

I’m nuts for pecans, alas

I was barely aware of the noise the first time, but it got my attention. Then it happened again: Whack. Not long after was another whack. Then a klonk. It was coming from out back.

The car credit crisis

Ever since the housing market collapse ushered in the Great Recession in the late 2000s, economists have kept their eyes peeled for the next impending market bubble. So far, nothing has come across the horizon that resembles anything quite like what we experienced a decade ago. And thanks to Dodd-Frank, banks can’t stockpile synthetic bonds made up of collateralized debt obligations – in this case, bundled subprime mortgage loans – financed with 20 to 30 times leverage, which coupled with tumbling housing prices led to that recession.